May 2013
egberts:
beatrixtipplepot:
egberts:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA
if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question
you didnt just do that
alexkisu:
helicoils:
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
sorryforpartybarackin:
its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you
me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah
mountincest:
lovemetoinfinity:
fatdough:
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
australiansanta:
why the fuck do we smile like wow im happy let me stretch my lips a bit
darrenpoopspuppies:
squirrels don’t know the square root of x and they seem to be doing fine
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
goldenclitoris:
you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos
alextasteslikelaffytaffy:
jennifer-jareau:
white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian
straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys
This is 80% of the population of Cal it makes me sick.
pyrop:
when i draw in my sketchbook
when i draw on notes in class
lynzave:
my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”
grandkanye:
if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face
